I can’t believe it. Not only did the Hollywood Casting Zone not employ Squiffy and I to play as Iraqi militia in next year’s blockbuster movie (working title: The Green Zone), but they couldn’t even see what a fine military transport Yoko might make with a camouflage paint job. She very upset.

Unbelievable. Seems as though the blond fella from The Pasty Shack cafe on English street got the gig instead. As the militia that is, not the vehicle. Can’t hold a grudge against him though, he does indeed make a fine sausage roll.

:-)