We interrupt this broadcast to bring you a very special Christmas Karaoke feature. On this special day, Santa has momentarily magicked-us from India to Singapore to record this Christmas song for you. Don’t worry folks, he magicked-us straight back to India after the recording so you’ll continue to be amused by our Indian antics tomorrow.

This is what happens when you put two people, one of whom genuinely thought he could sing, into a Karaoke booth for the first time together. We later learnt that it is possible to adjust the key of the backing music, which might have made a big difference. Or maybe not, you decide…

We hope you enjoy the song–or at least are able to identify it–and consider giving a little donation to your favourite charity so that at least a little good comes out of us publicly and permanently humiliating ourselves on the global stage.

Merry Christmas everyone; thanks for your support, comments and readership — it means a lot to us and helps us to keep going when things get tough (ref: tomorrow’s post on India…)

With love, DaveB & Squiffy

STOP PRESS: At time of writing, it’s Christmas Eve and we just appeared live on GMTV in the UK. Not to spoil the adventure, or confuse our dear readers too much, let’s just say that we were on a beach somewhere in the southern hemisphere. My parents e-mailed some photos of the TV, here they are as proof of our fame! (Also please note that I am not the skinhead bloke stood behind The Squifter on her close-up picks… I am just a face in the crowd on the third picture.)